why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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