- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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