- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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