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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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