what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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