Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

captcha: all yer base

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

A woman walks into a bar.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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