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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

you are a åsshole :)

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Knock knock. Come in.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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