How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why does life suck? Because it does

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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