What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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