- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

yo mama is fat shes fat

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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