tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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women's rights

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Anti Joke

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