if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Anti Joke

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