Black People.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Bob dole

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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