Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Dylan is gay

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Womens' Rights

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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