- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ugh good riddance

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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