Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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No.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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obama leadership

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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