- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Neither does he.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

i like pie.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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