- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

What is White over Black? Society.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Neither does he.

i like pie.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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