Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Ju... Just why?

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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tims sty:)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Anti Joke

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