Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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my shift key is broken1

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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