I have aids

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Why did the book disappear?

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Christians pornstars.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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