So, same time tomorrow then?

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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tims sty:)

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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men's rights.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Anti Joke

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