why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A: B: No pun intended.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What time is it? 20:45.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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