What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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melon

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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