i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

matty russel are you on here

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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