- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

melon

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

matty russel are you on here

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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