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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

women's rights

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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