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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Look how far I can kick this bucket

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