What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Black People.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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DESERT

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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