What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Dylan is a person

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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