- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

yes... that's the joke

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

ass in my face ? no

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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