- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Dylan is a person

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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