- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

knock knock ... no one was in

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Take off your shoes.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Fox News.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

im black

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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