- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Your mama's so fat.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

I saw a poor man named rich

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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