- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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