What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Black people. They are so kind.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Chicken penis.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

hi corey

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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