Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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