Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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