knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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So a seal walks into a club..

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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