Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Jerry.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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my shift key is broken1

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Hi

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Anti Joke

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