- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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