Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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