Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Whats better than 24? 25.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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