Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Whats better than 24? 25.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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