Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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