Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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