A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Penis.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Anti Joke

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