Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Netflix and chill

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

once upon a time there was a boy

roses are black violets are black im blind

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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