Your Mom.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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A women president

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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