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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

She said no

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

whats a dick a dick

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

ugh good riddance

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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