how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

She said no

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

whats a dick a dick

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

ugh good riddance

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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