- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

This is not an anti joke.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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