A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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