Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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