An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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