Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Your mom.

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Anti Joke

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