A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Dogs in my home.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

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