wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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