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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

what's brown and sticky? A stick

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What'sucks and white Jackson

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

No.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Anti Joke

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