Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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men's rights.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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